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- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
- Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
